Scribes 2001

998 - Sun 30 Dec 2001 - Westburn Park - Hares: Wild Local, Dad Dad - Scribe: (no scribe)


997 - Sun 23 Dec 2001 - Hazlehead - Hares: Olymprick & Haggissimo - Scribe: Mad Cyclist's dog

Run: #997

23/12/01

Hares: Olympric & Haggisimo

On-On: Maze Car Park, Hazlehead

Scribe: Tim Ok, ok, ok, I'm sorry I missed the deadline for the hash sheet. Look have you ever seen a grown dog beg? Anyway it's not entirely my fault. A certain lady of the house who shall remain nameless decided the January sales were a far more tempting proposition than scribing for me. Priorities all wrong if you ask me! So on on and here we go........

I was really looking forwards to this week’s run especially as a certain master who shall remain nameless stuck me in the car last week took me all the way to Stonehaven (almost) and boy was I excited anticipating all those trees, that fine country aroma (a little s.h.i.t. never body no offence meant Little S.h.i.t.), moving swiftly on and on and on. Feeling sorry for myself again as we never did reach those trees or that s.h.i.t. He who shall remain nameless got the b.l.o.o.d.y. map reference wrong didn't he. By the way you may notice all the sweary word are spelled out that's because she' doesn't swear ok. Now where was I. oh yes trees, s.h.i.t...... sorry back in a minute.

Before the good bit that I like, we went through the ritual of finding a sad person to pick on this time being Penguin who stood out from the crowd as looking slightly under the weather so to make him feel better they made him drink some liquid which I don't think any of them like much as they keep throwing it over their shoulders. Anyway I joined in the customary song and as is the custom was told to shut up. Then it was on on and as there was snow on the ground the flour was coloured, it looked a bit like dog pee really, I could easily have set the run you know if you'd only asked.

Unfortunately my doggy tale takes another path to the exciting one of the heroic hasher as I had to remain with the walkie-talkies. I can only imagine what you encountered on your run probably trees, s.h.i.t..........sorry back in a minute......... I'm sorry to say I kind of disgraced myself on our genteel walk in the park. “She' had only brought one poo bag and I pooed rather a lot (ok four times). Never mind her companion came to the rescue with her supply of pancakes which of course she'd placed in plastic bags, they're a resilient lot these walkie talkies and no they didn't let me eat the pancakes, I think for some reason I was in the doghouse

After the kids had thrown snowballs, got wet bums off the swings and generally mucked about enough that her and her companion were in the early stages of hypothermia we headed back from whence we came and hark heard the pleasant banter of the hashers as they congregated in the car park. My Christmas came early because guess what arrived no not Santa although yes there was some resemblance, no better than Santa ....... a van load of pies!!!!!!!! I put on my best puppy dog eyes and yes even those rugged, heroic, raucous types threw me a bit of pastry. I even managed to snaffle a bit pancake. I think being around you hashers is beginning to rub off on me. It's alright it's only if I begin to rub off on you that you should worry.

This was one happy puppy as the circle was formed for the post run down downs.

The liquid was given to Tonguey and Thrupennybits for items they had laid sorry mislaid at the Christmas do.

Cannae Be Aersed. for being a tosser no sorry for not tossing well,

Dave Innes who was dressed like Santa but had no pies and had in fact left a bag under the pie van before it moved off only to return and find himself Bagless.

You homosapiens are so clever although you wouldn't catch me picking your poo up in a bag.

And finally the hash shit went to Willie Wotsoff for failing to call despite being the leader of the pack. Being of wolf origin I know how vital it is to keep in touch with ones pack you know. That's it, a very late entry for the hash sheet but never let it be said that this dog can't run with the big boys, well ok so I can't run but who says the boys are big anyway?

Yours, Timothy “Yip Yip Yip” Ponsonby.


996 - Sun 16 Dec 2001 - Stonehaven - Hares: The Penguin - Scribe: Sonic (no scribe)


995 - Sun 09 Dec 2001 - Hill O 3 Stanes, Slug Rd - Hares: Sergio, Oneliner - Scribe: Pink Panther '(no scribe)


994 - Sun 02 Dec 2001 - Hazlehead Park - Hares: Cannae B'arsed, Trouser Shredder - Scribe: Sergio '(no scribe)


993 - Sun 25 Nov 2001 - Badentoy - Hares: Sonic, Thruppenny Bits - Scribe: (no scribe)


992 - Sun 18 Nov 2001 - Kirkhill Forest - Hares: Aids, Cinders - Scribe: Drillbit '(no scribe)


991 - Sun 11 Nov 2001 - Blackhall Forest - Hares: Rock-it, Oneliner - Scribe: 2AM '(no scribe)


990 - Sun 04 Nov 2001 - Coutesswells Forest - Hares: Little Shit - Scribe: The Lum '(no scribe)


989 - Sun 28 Oct 2001 - Pitfichie Forest - Hares: Mad Cyclist - Scribe: (no scribe)


988 - Sun 21 Oct 2001 - Cottown - Hares: Tongue Lasher, Tonto - Scribe: (no scribe)


987 - Sun 14 Oct 2001 - Lossiemouth - Hares: Elgin H3 - Scribe: Sergio '(no scribe)


986 - Sun 07 Oct 2001 - Blairs - Hares: Cannae B'arsed - Scribe: (no scribe)


985 - Sun 30 Sep 2001 - Burn of Fachabers - Hares: Harley, Mad Cyclist - Scribe: Cinders '(no scribe)


984 - Sun 23 Sep 2001 - Golden Square - Hares: 2am - Scribe: (no scribe)


983 - Mon 17 Sep 2001 - Sunhoney Farm - Hares: Twice In One Night, Chaotic Dog - Scribe: (no scribe)


982 - Mon 10 Sep 2001 - Peterculter - Hares: Last Man Standing, Cinders, Ditch Bitch - Scribe:(no scribe)


981 - Mon 03 Sep 2001 - Ellon - Hares: White Trash, Peng - Scribe: Mad Cyclist '(no scribe)


980 - Mon 27 Aug 2001 - Newburgh - Hares: Silver, Lone Ranger - Scribe: (no scribe)


979 - Mon 20 Aug 2001 - Denside Durris - Hares: The Lum, Youngman - Scribe: Aids '(no scribe)


978 - Mon 13 Aug 2001 - Perwinnie Moss - Hares: Cinders, Plonker - Scribe: (no scribe)


977 - Mon 06 Aug 2001 - Scolty Hill - Hares: Coxin, Lifeboats - Scribe: (no scribe)


976 - Mon 30 Jul 2001 - Woodlands of Durris - Hares: Sergio - Scribe: Tiger Feet '(no scribe)


975 - Mon 23 Jul 2001 - West of Dunnecht - Hares: Farmer, Milk Maid, Grant - Scribe: Youngman '(no scribe)


974 - Mon 16 Jul 2001 - The Boat Inn, Aboyne - Hares: The Penguin - Scribe: Well Laid '(no scribe)


973 - Mon 09 Jul 2001 - East Woodlands - Hares: Tonto - Scribe: Drillbit '(no scribe)


972 - Mon 02 Jul 2001 - Hazlehead Park - Hares: Olymprick, The Body - Scribe: The Lum '(no scribe)


971 - Mon 25 Jun 2001 - Commodore Htl, Stonehaven - Hares: Dutch Cap - Scribe: Twice In One Night '(no scribe)


970 - Mon 18 Jun 2001 - Potarch Hotel - Hares: Little Shit - Scribe: Plonker '(no scribe)


969 - Mon 11 Jun 2001 - Westhill - Hares: JC - Scribe: Hippo '(no scribe)


968 - Mon 04 Jun 2001 - Peterculter - Hares: Drillbit - Scribe: Wimaway '(no scribe)


967 - Mon 28 May 2001 - Coutesswells Forest - Hares: Sex Goddess - Scribe: Sergio '(no scribe)


966 - Mon 21 May 2001 - Drumtochty Glen - Hares: Pink Panther, Tongue Lasher - Scribe: Little Shit '(no scribe)


965 - Mon 14 May 2001 - Strathgyle Wood - Hares: Thruppeny Bits - Scribe: Batty '(no scribe)


964 - Mon 07 May 2001 - Craig Forest, Durris - Hares: Twice In One Night, Chaotic Dog - Scribe: Drillbit '(no scribe)


963 - Mon 30 Apr 2001 - Ettrick Hill - Hares: Aids, Cinders - Scribe: Oneliner'(no scribe)


962 - Sun 22 Apr 2001 - Hill of Kerlock, Banchory - Hares: Farmer, Harley - Scribe: Harley '(no scribe)


961 - Sun 15 Apr 2001 - Dunnoter Woods - Hares: Nobrot, Dampflaps - Scribe: The Lum '(no scribe)


960 - Sun 08 Apr 2001 - Bennachie Visitor Center - Hares: Hippo, PigPen - Scribe: Oneliner '(no scribe)


959 - Sun 01 Apr 2001 - Riverside Drive - Hares: Wotzoff - Scribe: The Penguin '(no scribe)


958 - Sun 25 Mar 2001 - Wetsburn Park - Hares: Youngman, Megaphone - Scribe: Sonic '(no scribe)


957 - Sun 18 Mar 2001 - Toby Inn, Parkway & Nethy Bridge - Hares: Harley - Scribe: The Lum '(no scribe)


956 - Sun 11 Mar 2001 - Pittordrie - Hares: Olymprick, Wimaway - Scribe: Hillary '(no scribe)


955 - Sun 04 Mar 2001 - Stonehaven harbour - Hares: Jolly Rogerer, Bone Shaker - Scribe: NobRot'(no scribe)


954 - Sun 25 Feb 2001 - Torry Battery - Hares: Wimaway - Scribe: (no scribe)


953 - Sun 18 Feb 2001 - Duthie Park - Hares: The Lum, Hillary - Scribe: Aids '(no scribe)


952 - Sun 11 Feb 2001 - Banchory - Hares: Little Shit - Scribe: 2am '(no scribe)


951 - Sun 04 Feb 2001 - Slug Rd - Hares: Oneliner, Shag Nasty - Scribe: White Trash '(no scribe)


950 - Sun 28 Jan 2001 - Huntly, Rhynie Rd - Hares: JC, FiFi - Scribe: Silver '(no scribe)


949 - Sun 21 Jan 2001 - Hazlehead Park - Hares: Olymprick, Piss Poor - Scribe: Plonker '(no scribe)


948 - Sun 14 Jan 2001 - Bridge O Feugh - Hares: Drillbit - Scribe: (no scribe)


947 - Sun 07 Jan 2001 - Denmore Rd - Hares: Mad Cyclist, Cinders - Scribe: Tongue Lasher '(no scribe)