Scribes

Run 1400: Write up

Date: 1st June 2009

Hares: Numbskull / Olyprick

Scribe: Twizzel

1st of June and the weather gods decided it was to be a sweater, headed off to start point in blinding sunshine, arrived to be greeted by solitary Megane, who directed us to alternative car park rally cross centre. As the pack assembled spotted Sergio attempting to stretch, this so distracted a couple of chav racer's that the pack now numbering about 30 was treated us an exhibition in bad driving, only narrowly missing Sergio and a few others.

GM, Head Hare and stand in RA (GMHHSRA) blew his horn and assembled the pack for the pre-run as I had not scribed for a while I thought I would do my oratory duty and promptly volunteered only as had F**K to do, both Hares donned head touches and requested why no hashers had brought them? One look at the sky would have told them so, I don't recall that was on the E Mail and neither did 3penny bits, the Pre-Run lube was awarded to Penguin for lying under cars very appropriate obvious now that GM had organised the rally show, only safe place in Hazelhead park is under your car! A 2nd pre-run Lub was also awarded, but senile dementia has erased that snippet.  GMHHSRA announced that it was a short run as he only used a single bag. No back checks but some long false trails. The pack set of in the indicated direction, the only problem no spots 1st check was reached and the pack split hunting the while droppings no joy though. Just as we thought it was over the way was opened and the pack entered suburbia, still an absence of visible flour and much charging about aimlessly. Eventually, it was observed that all spots were hidden behind lampposts trees or other structures about 100m apart so one needed to run backwards to locate them? Great a Leonardo De-Vinci trail, maybe this was an initiation ceremony for the Holy Alliance?
Well as the sun shown on the athletic and mostly sloth like Aberdeens finest the flour actually started to be more distinctly placed, could the weight of the single bag been to much for our hare. Well the trial led across Skeen road into past the old burn and on through a rather strenuous trip back to the cemetery well it was for me! Anyway as we passed on by mighty Crem the beerstop came in obn the radar! It certainly was welcome as my tongue had swollen due to the unseasonal weather. What a sight greeted the motely pack there was our magnificent pie man with a selection of starter piles, two who trays of Sarnies and lashings of ginger beer (Well mainly Alcoholic but had to mention the famous five!) even the hare arrived travelling by bike of course. Did he lay this run backwards? Such minor abuse was swiftly overlooked as the starting hoard leapt into grub. There followed a leisurely trial back to the car park.

A mighty sight greeted us more pies crates of ale and even champagne! What a feast. The glorious sun bathed the sweaty bodys, the beer flowed, the champagne popped, the pies gorged, the sanies gulped even Sergio could not eat any more! a bit of ribbing went on and the circle was called to order by GM, acting RA, and Hare. Now if only I could recall the down-downs must have rubbed shoulders with Numbskull and got a bit of senile dementia so here goes. Did trouser shredder get an award 400 runs! Someone snitched on Penguin for leaking in the clients bunk, he declined to reveal the real reason, Twizzel for having a birthday is a few days, leaky Willy for being there, One liner new shoes shared by some unfortunate, Sergio did he get one!. Then the inaugural run scribe sheet was read out interesting? and then a competition to find the earliest hasher in attendance was it through-penny bit's! Several of the old guard got a down-down and it all started to be a bit dull like the greyness affecting the snitching and farication of charges from the circle. Or maybe the buffalo effect on my cells. Fortunately before we all sunk into a circle stupor, Canna be arsed took the guest RA spot and started lashing out pie downdowns and general abuse alas I cannot recall who received them. Hares Olymprick and Numbskull as well as some others, were brought to court. Olymprick, now produced his master play not only pies, booze and sarnies, Hawaiian Garlands but furniture as well a dual seat worthy of kings the 1400 settee! was rolled out now came who may hashers could sing on the sette I recall we were getting bored at 14 but the came the best bit with the 3 super charged tomatoes sauce and a water pistol well soaking the orally challenged hashers. A mild pie chucking war also started. Eventually the circle started drifted away, but not before Sir Deadman Hillary demonstrated his tire abuse skills to the Hazelhead under 21 Rally club with his grown up's car. Must be needing a down down this week then.
So at 1400, it might be a bit Greyer, certainly a lot older, possibly a bit slower but certainly not dull. On On to this week, and to the 1500!

Twizzel.