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Run: 1351
Location: Torphins
Hares: Megane & Nipples
Scribe: CannaeBeArsed

Welcome to Meganesâ?T 50th Birthday run in the salubrious setting of Torphins on this balmy summers eve where AH3 gathered in their usual shambolic fashion to await the GMâ?Ts pleasure. Lots of grumblings were heard from the sillier hashers who refrained from reading the instructions (thatâ?Tll be the male members) and just drove up and down Torphins high street looking for an AH3 sign. And then itâ?Ts over to the RA, or it would have been if Olymprick hadnâ?Tt arrived just as our RA was about to spout drivel and offloaded a plethora of tasty pies.

Eventually, with the hash fed it was time for the RA to prattle on, and what fabulous prattling it was. He welcomed our visitor Mojo? All the way from darkest Lancashire? And then promptly told him to sod off. Then with imbecilic abandon he announced a 500th run award for Tongue Lasher and Sharnie, which confused the hell out of both of them as they thought theyâ?Td only managed 250. Oh but wait, it was a brace of 250th run awards that the RA thought he would be witty about.

Then it was over to the Hares to give us all detailed instructions on where, when, why, what and how the run was laid. 3 spots and your on, on-onâ?Ts that way and enjoy. And guess what? we did, once we found the flour we were off on a mission to find more. But sadly we failed until the kind hare said go that way. Hurrah we cried and off we stormed till we lost it again and again and again. There was a distinct theme to this run that Iâ?Tm sure made sense to some but as a permanently lost scribe somewhere near the front/back/middle I was buggered if I knew what it was. Thankfully at some point on the trail we came across the geriatric Deeside ramblers association out for a Monday shamble, which they alleged covered far more distance than exists around Torphins and gave them the perfect excuse to turn back the 300 yards to the beer check. Which they even short cut too. Bloody disgrace these shamblers, should castigate the lot of them.

After a pleasant trail round some very scenic spots in the Torphin area we convened back at the cars for the usual pre down-down drinks and pies. There was a slight hold up on the pie front thanks to Olymprick departing on his own run with our visitor to the pub via the vets for a bandage!

Down-downs in no real order were.
Piss Poor for chicken fillets?
Thrupennybits and Pink Panther for the real thing.
The Hares for an excellent run.

End of run and time to head to Meganes for the 50th birthday feast on-inn.
Run information for this scribe:
Run Number: 1351
Date: Monday 23rd of June 2008 07:00PM

Hare: Megane & Nipples
OnOn: Torphins. Coming into Torphins from the east side, turn 1st right (vet's surgery is on the corner) into Woodside Road. Take 2nd right then 1st left. Park on left at top of little hill.
OnInn: Megane's. Torphins
Extra Info: Megane's 50th birthday run

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