Scribes

Run Number:1348
Monday 2nd June 2008
Hares: Bruce Almighty & White Trash (The Two Bookends)
On On: Durris Mast

The hares obviously chose the car park with care, with several hashers trying to crack the sumps of their vehicles, the best being the RA Numbskull, who must have been thirsty as he awarded himself the pre-run down-down.  Unfortunately for the crowd, the Lum stopped short of the ditch.

The hares explained if you were on, you were on, and then pointed us in the right direction, and we were off.  At the first check Bruce Almighty was too quick to shout On-On as only a few front runner started up the hill, and, like the Grand Old Duke of York, we all followed only to come back down again.

The only thing to say about the rest of the run was there was a lot of forest, bracken, whins and a bit of swamp, making it a one and a half hour uphill walk to the beer check.  There was supposed to be chicken wings at the beer check but none was to be seen only the empty bag.  White Trash was totally confused when he arrived with the 4x4, Bruce Almighty and The Orienteer!  After 5 minutes a Penguin emerged from the forest with chicken wings under his t-shirt.  We reckoned his physique did not change once he took them out. 

After all the up hill struggling, it was now down hill to the cars. 
The BBQ had been lit and down-down’s had to last until the food was ready.

The Down-Downs went to:
Little Shit: Something about not able to walk, did not hear what.
Gavin and Gordon: New runners, do not know if they will be back, last seen racing along the South Deeside road.
Sans O: For losing £10 part of the £30 for his Boy’z Zone ticket!!
Stainless: For running to the top of Durris to see something erect!!!!  According to Pig Iron, it was such a long time since she had seen something erect.
Penguin: The Chicken Wing Thief.
Orienteer:  Brazenly getting a lift to the Beer Stop.
Megane: For taking part in an Orienteering race.

Then the food was ready, although Sans O had got in there first.

On-On

Tiger Feet.