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Run 1300
Craiglash Quarry
Hare Megane

What 4 scribe reports in a row ??!! The hash is really getting spoilt.

After the winter runs of the last few weeks it was incredible that we actually got a brilliant day for the 1300 run and on an Aberdeen holiday as well. The hare greeted us to the On-On with glasses of Pimm’s  to sip in the glorius sunshine while awaiting the hordes. Due to many hashers deciding to believe that the map on the website was actually correct (fools), we were missing quite a few at the start of the run. There were no complaints in the circle however, as one of  the AWOL hashers was Numbskull so at least we were spared his usual pre run drivel and Cannae Be Arsed stepped in to award the down down to Mrs T for hashing on AH3 since run #9.

Off up the road with no flour in site for a mile then up round the quarry along nice paths and vicious back checks some shiggy but luckily still no Little Sh*t to throw it. Good run with everyone kept roughly together until towards the end when the FRB’s broke away. Didn’t do them any good as eventually the FRB’s came to a check only to spot Olymprick coming up a path towards it drinking a beer. Off they dashed past O thinking he had to be coming back from the beer stop. 9 times out of 10 they would have been right but not tonight. It was a nice long back check. Warning - thinking on the hash can be dangerous to your health. Finally everyone got to the beer stop and eventually even found the beer which some latecomers had moved. And it was back to the chariot park where the bubbly was flowing.

Unfortunately as the RA had turned up by the end of the run, he had to do his stuff.

The down downs
Lum and Olymprick for firing bubbly corks at the RA
Piss Poor & Toungy for hiding the beer stop
KY for wanting to start up the lorry
Toy Boy Tom for going straight
Orietta for trying to break through airport security with a 4 x 4 (and nearly succeeding)
More Butt for Klingon’s baby
Sans’o for saying “evening gentlemen to a WPC after the Van Morrisson concert at Crathes
The virgin for not even running
And the hare……..plus assistant for the suntan and run.

Then on to the feast laid on by the hare followed by Sans’o with his BBQ and then finally tons of strawberries and cream.

Now we know why the run fees went up!! And it was all free. What’s the betting Harley will need another price hike soon.

Got to be THE On-In of the year

 

Bruce Almighty

 

Run information for this scribe:
Run Number: 1300
Date: Monday 9th of July 2007 12:00AM

Hare: Megane
OnOn: Craiglash Quarry near Torphins, Grid ref 622 987. A93 North Deeside Road, through Banchory, turn right at Bridge of Canny onto unclassified road leading to Craiglash Quarry. Park at the Quarry offices.
OnInn: Weather permitting, to celebate the 1300th run, there will be a picnic meal with strawberries and cream and perhaps some bubbly!

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