Aberdeen Hash House Harriers
Run Scribes

AH3 RUN MCCCIV
HAZELHEAD
Hare: GOATWRESTLER

After a downdown last week for awarding the HORN to a non frontrunner (on the grounds that it didn’t help the baa-ing pack find the trail without the bother of looking for it) I was this week publicly dithering in the circle over which FRB to delight with the stylish dayglo vest and faulty HORN when the devious RA manoevered me into self awarding.
Three new runners there were, from Vietnam. A pretty one, and two with pretty silly names, which I forget, as I always do. And the lovely Italian, with the lovely little car returned – even after a Farmer run and Sans O BBQ on her first hash last week! With the Hare’s daughter and friend also on this week’s run, the Pack’s average age and attractiveness dramatically fell and rose respectively.
The Hare appeared in civvies, with a complicated tale of gymnastically trying to wrest his wife’s shower gel from her after last weeks run and smashing the bath with his knee in the attempt (doubtless part of an elaborate insurance scam) to compound this tale he claimed to have injured the other knee in setting the run – despite being an old sea dog the hare has two complete legs, and no parrot.
The run itself was fast and no wetter than expected, (the traditional vagueness of route round the crem was included, but no visit to Maidencraig). None lost, no mishaps, a Thain pie, it didn’t rain all the time, what more could you want?
WOTZOFF

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