Hash Run Number: 1278
Date: Sunday 4th February 2007
Hare: Sergio
Scribe: Sir Edmund Hill-ary
GM: Willie Wotzoff
RA: Numbskull who arrived flying the Saltire at half-mast – see below.

Pre-run Circle
2 visitors: Maria and Sylvia – will we ever see them again?
Harley for Scotland beating Holland at cricket.
Megane for being totally inept and asking the way to on-on.
AIDS for getting closer to his 666 shirt.

On-On
Segio laid a very interesting run around Culter ending up on the old railway line for a beer stop.  I got lost and consequently have nothing to report.
The scenery was enjoyed by everyone especially as it will be under a 4 lane highway next time Sergio sets a run here.

Post Run Circle
Sir Edmund Hillary thanked the hash for contributing to Glasgow’s fund raising effort by giving £374 but gave Numbskull a down down for leaving 2 hash shirts at Glasgow’s Place the week before.
Sans O for thinking he could do better than a male strip-o-gram at the Hash Chinese night out.
Dad Dad, Thrupenny bits and Farmer for becoming misguided and finding a sign “if you find this sign you are not on the hash!”
Sharnie for being a “cheap skate” for not paying Hash Cash because she doesn’t drink the beer.
Farmer for the England’s rare rugby success against Scotland.
Penguin kindly donated the beer left over (and on sale!) from last week hash to hash-beer. Hill-ary is still awaiting payment!

On-Inn
The Ploughman’s in Culter.
They made us very welcome and we didn’t get banned – at least until I left.